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stripedgreenrabbit:

mabelsguidetolife:

oh no

alex hirsch retweeted another one of my things and now my phone is vibrating like twice every three seconds

START POSTING TWITTER-LENGTH DOSTOYEVSKY SMUT FICS

MAKE HIM UNFOLLOW YOU

WTF MAN NO

oh no

alex hirsch retweeted another one of my things and now my phone is vibrating like twice every three seconds

paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

(via jew-tube)

laaputa:

One Character, One Episode / 
         Wendy Corduroy, Gravity Falls: S02E02

(via nowaitstop)

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

(via raritity)

(Source: eroticfriendfictions, via emim88)

(Source: krudman, via obama-sama)

retiredjesus:

retiredjesus:

WHY IS TUMBLR USER RAVINE  SO FUCKED UP

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SOMEONE GO TEACH HER RIGHT FROM WRONG

HOLY SHITimage

(via thetsunamifan)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via communistbakery)

flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

(Source: straighttohelvetica, via bowserfucker)

drankinwatahmelin:

White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.

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(via marshmallowmartian)