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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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how come female superheroes all have hair past their shoulders

like wouldn’t that shit be a liability?? y’all should have pixie cuts or something

hey anons
i like anons
random anons
cute anons
pervy anons
curious anons
cmere anons

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the thing that makes me angry is that i’d make a really great mom someday

like

eww

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via cyberfricking)

accelgor:

Mum: “why are you crying?”

Me: Vid eo gaem

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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