princehendir:

princehendir:

princehendir:

I could fix him *leaves him overnight in a tupperware full of dry white rice*

I do feel really bad for like, gif makers and such who are just outside of the current tumblr zeitgeist and therefore not seeing the evolution of the unhinged way the rest of us are talking about men. Like I bet their activity feeds are so baffling and concerning rn.

Imagine being a normalish sort of person on here and some guy like me reblogs your Varric Tethras gifset from 2016 with #puts him in the rice.

(via briarmoss)

natalieironside:

I had a dream that the next big meme on Tumblr was sending me money and telling me how cool and great and special I am

(via normal-horoscopes)

internet-sentences:

(via hotvampireadjacent)

e-102:

learningdisorder:

(via hotvampireadjacent)

wintersglory:

Every time I hear about something from California it’s always the worst thing I’ve ever heard

(via ejacutastic)

foreverravenclaw:

Why do little kids get all the cool clothes?? What if I want a shirt with a  stegosaurus driving an excavator on it?? Huh, why does the fashion industry not think about that??

(via ejacutastic)

goomyworms:

leaningluthor:

fuck. i forgot to look at the rubric for my gender presentation

oh fuck my gender assignment

(via megid0nt)

legit probably gonna go to sleep early-ish because i’m cold

noneed2argue:

lesbians when they see the weirdest little guy

(via wizardfool)

scarlet-cross:

yourgrandfatherisfictional:

scarlet-cross:

I made these earlier and they recieved 0 notes so fuck it theyre on your post now

He has friends

lucidnee:

mcqwueen:

lucidnee:

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

(via sabertoothwalrus)

penisdungeon:

(via yourgrandfatherisfictional)

i would be wreaking HAVOC on neuralblender if i had faster internet